Issue #1: The Awakening
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Rainy window
Meanwile, in your ad account...
IT'S TOO QUIET...

THE DASHBOARD
IS BLEEDING RED.

The algorithm shifted in the dark. You didn't feel it, but the arrows turned down this morning.

You’re staring at a graveyard of "best practices." Another creative agency sent you a pitch deck full of fluff. Another media buyer is guessing with your budget.

The market isn't dead. Your ads are just boring.

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THE ALGORITHM EVOLVED.
YOU DIDN'T.

Stop playing by 2021 rules. Meta’s brain has changed.

Andromeda is live. GEM Sequential Learning has rewritten the laws of acquisition and conversion.

"WE DEPLOY VIOLENCE OF ACTION."
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The Armory

HOW WE KILL THE LOSERS

POW!

MAX VARIETY

Statics. UGC. Enhanced Catalogs. Remixes. VSLs. We flood the system. We test niche audiences with hyper-relevant, hyper-diverse creative to feed GEM the signals it needs and dominate the Andromeda system.

CLICK!

WHITELISTING

We don't just run ads; we run influence. We utilize Whitelisting through top-tier creators to bypass banner blindness.

MAX SCALE

We find a winner. We scale it fast. Like add a 0 to the daily budget fast. Then we hunt for the next one while meticulously tracking LTV:CAC.

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CONFIDENTIAL

THE SILENT PARTNER

"Where is your portfolio?"
Scaling in accounts. We do not share our ads. We do not give away our edge to copycats. The vultures can pick our remains when they see them on Foreplay after 365 days straight spending profitably.

INTEL REPORT:
- 20 Clients Maximum.
- NO Dropshippers.
- Minimum Spend: $300k/mo.
- Focus: Healthy LTV & High Scale.

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Red Warning Light
FINAL WARNING
HIGH RISK (FOR US)
HIGH REWARD (FOR YOU)

Your heart is pumping. You want the volume. You want the scale. Get that bread.

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